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Cute of the Week: Black Cats for Halloween

I kind of am in denial about how fast this year is going, especially now that I only have 13 weeks and change left before becoming a mom for the first time (PANIC MODE, PANIC MODE, PANIC MODE…okay, calm down.)  But anyway, I must accept the passage of time and, delightfully, in this case, the passage of time has led us to Halloween!  Which I love!  So, two weeks ago we celebrated pets who are better at Halloween than me (easy feat) and this week I would like to give a special shout out to black cats.  Long associated with Halloween (and bad luck) they’ve gotten a bad rap in the past.  Hell, even in present day people apparently don’t find black cats as desirable because they don’t look good in selfies?  (SIDE NOTE: WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT OUR SOCIETY AND HOW IT’S TERRIBLE.)

Ugh, anyway, let’s show black cats some love!  Now, I should mention, before we get into the Halloween themed pics, that have a personal stake in changing increasing the black cat love in the world because I have my very own black cat, Calamity Jane.  She loves, nay, INSISTS upon snuggles, is a notorious popcorn thief, and, as I tell her nearly every day, could totally be a plus size cat model:

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I mean, look at that beautiful fur!  That sultry, green eyed gaze!  She’s a beaut.  But anyway, my continued adoration for my own black cat aside, let’s get to some Halloweeny black cats!  I think the thing I love the most about these photos is that they reflect the special sense of betrayal and anger that only cats express when forced into costume.  In fact, you’ll never see a photo of either of my cats in costume because they would murder me in my sleep if I tortured them in that way.  (I have tried and failed to dress both of my cats up.)  But here are some cats whose humans were able to make it happen long enough for a photo (aaaaand probably paid the ultimate price sometime later that day.)  Enjoy!

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“I’m sizing up your weaknesses and preparing my attack as we speak.”

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“How did this…happen?”

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“Really? You think you’ll get away with this? MWAHAHAHAHAHA-” *pauses to cough up hairball* “Anyway, point is, I’ll kill you.”

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“This humiliation will not stand. I have already summoned my cat army. You will not see the dawn.”

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Okay, I’ve made joke “cat thought” captions for all of the other photos, but I genuinely think this cat is about to kill the person taking the photo.

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Mean Maureen’s Weekly Internet Round Up

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Hi all!  Well, this will be a quick weekly wrap up for me because I’m moving this weekend!  Yes, moving and pregnant, just like I always dreamed!  Ha ha ha ha… I’m making jokes so as not to be stressed out about not being able to help as much as I’d like.  But!  I am an excellent bosser arounder and pointer to things, so don’t worry, my husband will be fine!  Also, we have barely any stuff because the apartment we’re moving from is so super duper tiny.  So recede, please, moving related stress!  I have vanquished thee with facts!

ANYWAY, says everyone who clicked on this blog post to find out about cool stuff on the internet, not the details of my moving adventures, GET ON WITH IT, MEAN.

Okay, okay!  Sheesh.  Here are this week’s interesting things I found!  STOP HARASSING ME.

First of all, I kind of want these cat mugs, as tribute to my very best pet investment.  (Though I will probably wait for them to go on sale.)

Also, since I’m having to enjoy the summer without alcohol (NOOOOOOOO, she screamed sadly) I’ve been getting pret-ty into mocktails.  Especially the slushy kind, now that I finally bought a blender.  Virgin margaritas, I am about to drink a lot of you!

In actual NEWS type news, a wing from missing flight MH370 was found on a remote island in the Indian Ocean.  Hopefully putting to rest some of the media’s more… outlandish (this is the nicest word I can come up with for this) scenarios.

And this week marked the 70 year anniversary of the atomic bomb being dropped on Hiroshima.  Because of the anniversary, the New Yorker has released the full Hiroshima story written by John Hersey, first published in 1946.  I’m only about a third of the way through it and it is remarkable.  Highly recommend.

Finally, in much less depressing anniversaries, a New Jersey woman turned 110 and credits her remarkable endurance to taking a shot of whiskey and drinking three Miller High Lifes a day!  Wow!  Turns out when I was in my 20’s I was secretly working on my longevity!

Anyway, have a wonderful weekend, everybody.  May you sleep in and catch up on errands and fun.  And most importantly, may you not have to move in August!  *pity party of one*

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Here’s to Cats – the Best Pet Investment in the World

Apropos of nothing, I’ve decided to write a little bit of a tribute to cats.  And I suppose I should mention my own cats in this feline appreciation, Calamity Jane and Clementine, who (in my totally unbiased opinion) are completely adorable.

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Sometimes cats can get overshadowed in an animal family, because of the fact that, unlike dogs, you can’t really take them many places outside of the home (unless you like terror puking), and because of crazy degree to which dogs love their humans.  (Honestly, my dog loves me a little TOO much.  I’m just okay, Archie, all right?)

Anyway, I will never take sides in the eternal cat vs. dog wars (I’m obviously both a cat and a dog person) but I will say definitively that cats are your best bang for your buck in terms of having a pet.  I’m not saying cats are better overall, but they are 100% a better investment.

Let me convince you.

With any relationship with a person or an animal, there is a spectrum of give and take.  Ideally, you’re getting as much out of the relationship as you’re putting in.  In some experiences, like raising a helpless baby, you’re putting in WAY more work than the baby (seriously babies – consider pulling your weight) BUT you’re getting a significant emotional return on that investment.  Plus maybe the baby will take care of you when you’re old, so it basically all works out.

But sometimes, just every once in a miraculous while, there is a relationship where you invest barely anything and you get 15-20 odd years of love and affection in return.  Yeah, I’m talking about cats.  As far as effort expended and love and affection enjoyed, you’re not going to do better than a cat.  In fact, I’ll go so far as to say, barring allergies or pet free living situations, everyone should have a cat, simply because I can’t think of an easier way to add happiness and love to your life.

Because look – everything else that adds joy to your life requires kind of a lot in return, frankly.  We’ve already discussed how lazy babies are, but even an adult human companion?  Holy cow – the talking, the emotions, the remembering of anniversaries!  It is a hefty investment!  Of course, it’s well worth it, but maintaining a relationship with a human is very high on the spectrum of effort.

“God this is exhausting.”

Coming in a surprisingly close second in terms of effort- dogs.  I love dogs.  I most especially love our sweet, adorable Archie.  (I MEAN HOW COULD YOU NOT.)  But they are a lot of work.  If you have one from puppyhood you have to housebreak the dog, you have to teach it very important basic commands (such as please do not run into traffic or bite people, etc.) and if it has problems socializing with other dogs and/or humans, you may have to enroll it in special classes over the course of months or years. Even if you’re lucky enough to adopt an older dog like Archie who was already housebroken and knew some basic commands, they still have to be walked outside twice a day, they can have issues such as separation anxiety and they generally can get into a lot more mischief (read: expensive vet bills) than an indoor cat.  The upside is that dogs are basically better than any person I know and they are full of eternal, heartwarming, kind-of-insane-when-you-think-about-it levels of love and joy.

But let’s jump waaaaaaay down on the effort list and talk about cats.  These geniuses of the animal kingdom (who, by the time they are old enough to be adopted from a shelter, already understand to do their business in a little box), go home with you requiring food, water, litter box cleaning and… that’s it.  That is all.  You don’t have to train your cat.  You don’t have to take your cat outside.  (In fact, as my cats would like you to know PLEASE DO NOT TAKE US OUTSIDE.)  You can buy your cat any manner of toy, but you can also give it, say, a pipe cleaner or the ring from a gallon of milk and it will be equally delighted. And an indoor cat is an incredibly independent and self reliant creature, to a degree that it’s really quite remarkable.  You can’t leave a dog alone for more than 8 hours or so.  You can leave a cat alone (with ample food and water) for FORTY eight hours and it’ll be just fine.

I mean, my husband and I have two wonderful, hilarious, cats, with very different personalities and styles of affection and fun, and they’re gonna be around for 15-20 years of love and fun and we just… give them some food, water and scoop some litter as needed?  It’s seriously such a sweet deal.

Plus, excellent nap companions.

Plus, they’re excellent nap companions. Well, one of them.

But you might be saying, I know tons of animals that require less investment than cats.  Fish, for example.  Well, here’s the thing about fish – they suck.  Sorry, I’m just gonna come out and say it – fish are terrible pets.  First of all, they don’t DO anything other than swim around in their tiny, watery prisons until one day when you’re moving your mom accidentally drops the fish tank and it shatters into a million pieces and you watch them all die while she tries frantically, but ultimately ineffectively, to save them.  Or maybe that was just me!  But I did have fish other than that and here is the story of all of those fish – they swam around for a bit, then they died, THE END.  Fish do not develop a bond with you.  They don’t have little personalities.  They are never gonna be entranced by warm laundry or lasers.  Not to mention, yeah, their daily upkeep of (disgusting smelling) fish flakes is pretty low, but you also have to clean their (disgusting, fish-poop-filled) tanks.  And those tanks can be quite expensive!

I’m not going to go through the entire list of other low maintenance pets that are worse than cats, but I’ll just give you the gist – things like turtles, snakes, gerbils, etc. are all fine.  There is nothing wrong with them.  (I mean, they’re not fish.)  But they aren’t going to give you the emotional connection that you get from a cat.

I mean our oldest cat, Calamity Jane, is basically as affectionate as a dog.  She knows her name and will come when called.  She loves snuggling in bed, she loves taking naps with Archie and she is obsessed, deeply, truly, emotionally obsessed with food.

“You have called me out on my food obsession on the internet and I will never forget it!”

If we left out food all day long she’d be the size of a house.  As it is, if the dog leaves a few morsels behind I’ll watch her slowly, stealthily sneak in and try to eat it, bite at a time, as quietly as her little teeth can chew.  Calamity is ungraceful, as her name implies, and stubborn.  If she wants pets she’ll meow and/or bash her head against you.  When she was a baby kitten she would sleep on my husband’s chest and try to suckle at his eyelids.  In short, she is a lot more than a fish.  (Sorry, I did not realize this was going to become an anti fish piece as much as it is a pro cat piece, but I guess now I know the fish hatred my soul secretly harbors.)

Our other little cat, Clementine, is the polar opposite of Calamity, despite being raised in the same household from kittenhood (which shows the full, interesting spectrum of cat personalities you can wind up with.)  She was found in an alley by my friend Rachel and is still a bit of a wild cat at heart.  She does not crave snuggles, though she likes to be in the same room as everyone else, usually sitting up high.  She will nap with me though, and loves to crawl under the sheets and purr.  Clementine is athletic and perpetually small, despite the fact that she loves to eat 17 times a day, if we’re home (just 2 bites at a time though, please.)  She fell out of a three story window the first day we had her home (during what we suspect was a chase with Calamity that ended badly) but luckily a.) she was totally fine and b.) Calamity decided that Clemetine’s near death experience was scary enough that she wouldn’t hate her anymore and they bonded deeply from that time forward.  She very much enjoys Christmas lights and destroying desk chairs.

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Anyway, the probably uninteresting-to-anyone-but-me details of my cats’ personalties just go to show the rich connection you can have with a cat.  More than say, a snake, AND with considerably less effort.  (For example, I will never have to feed my cats a live mouse, like you would for a snake. *shudder*)

But look, I’m not trying to sell you a cat, I’m merely presenting the facts about cats that sell the idea of cats themselves.  They are an impossibly great bargain.  They’re smart, they’re hilarious, they have very different personalities, they have the potential to be internet stars and all you have to do is feed them twice a day and provide a box of sand for them to crap and pee in.  It’s truly amazing.

So I guess what I’m saying is, if you don’t have a cat already, what are you crazy?  Why don’t you remedy your insanity right here with these cats who are available for adoption?

And here’s to you, cats!  From the one currently napping on my couch, to the other one currently batting around a piece of plastic, to all the other adorable, low maintenance kitties in the world – thanks for being the perfect pet investment.  Or… PURRfect pet investment?  Too much?  I don’t know, anymore!  Anyway, CATS!

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Mean Maureen’s Weekly Internet Round Up!

Happy 4th of July weekend everyone!

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Or, as my dog Archie calls it, National Dog Torture Weekend!  In fact, due to his extreme fireworks terror, I will be spending tonight and tomorrow night binge watching Veep with a shaking, cowering doggie in my lap.  But hopefully you all will be doing something more exciting!  But before you head out for your patriotic, drunken revelry, here are some fun and interesting things from around the internet:

Speaking of dogs, if you’d like to spend part of your weekend crying you should definitely watch this amazing video tribute to Denali the dog.  (This made me ugly cry at work, so I am not kidding around about the tears, but it’s so worth it.)

Check out these cool shots of scenery as fashion!

And for something straight out of science fiction, underwater farmers are growing strawberries in balloon gardens!

Here are some beaches I’ll be fantasizing about visiting this summer.  OR MAYBE REALLY VISITING???  *checks bank account*  Um, no.  Fantasizing only.

This yoga video photobomb is maybe my favorite thing ever.

Interesting idea: can tiny houses solve homelessness?  I know they’re all the rage with hip, young things.  Maybe they can do some good as well!

And finally, a round up of 4th of July cocktails for all your red, white and booze needs!

Happy 4th of July weekend, all!  Keep safe out there!

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